LeBronukkah


beginning this december, the annual celebration in miami of lebron james. partic-p-nts include the miami heat, their posse members, cuban refugees, and old jewish women. everyone the proceeds to tweet, in the third-person, about their haters over delicious gefilte fish.
bubby: “i’m so excited for lebronukkah, i could kvell!”
juan: “ya granny, but i hear delonte west ain’t invited. i wonder why.”
the eight day period beginning on july 1st and ending on “bosh hashanah” july 8th during which time nba teams shower gifts on free agents in an attempt to get the free agent to sign with their team.
during the eight days of 2010 lebronukkah superstar free agents d-wade, lebron, and chris bosh were given gifts and offers by chicago, new york, new jersey, miami, and other nba teams.

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