Lecia
lecia’s are known for being great in bed and usually have children because of it. they like people but also enjoy their ‘me time’. they go well with girls whose names start with j and w and men that start with n.
but lecias should never come in contact with a pedophile, with his genes and her looks the kids they would make would be beautiful little pedophiles, and that would mean armageddon.
look over there, that pedo is trying to steal that woman’s kid, wait, no, they’re a couple, oh god, thats lecia..oh god no..
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