Lee Johns
a country boy. often found fingering several of his orifices at the same time while plowing corn fields on his fathers tractor. he’s a big fan of c-cks, especially the power surprises. anything that can mount him is welcome in his b-ttox bout a quarter past midnight.
dude dad’s so mad, i think hes gonna make me do a lee johns. f-ck.
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