Leeford
a chef, doctor, policeman, handyman, personal trainer, weightlifter, basketball coach, farmer, racecar driver, pyschologist, scientist, s-x therapist, archealogist, fisher, hunter, tennis coach, fashion stylist, parenting expert, singer of monster love ballads, owner of famous “fly-back”, love guru, generally knows everything about everything!! just ask him if you don’t believe it.
how do grow peanuts? ask leeford -he knows!!
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when a r-t-rd pretends his family member died so he can get some attention. he can also fake a heart transplant and drowning. this person has no b-lls, so he can’t confess. if he confesses, he makes another lie getting himself hated by everyone. poor kid breaking his back during his 12 years of living. […]
- peach melvin
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- Pee-Meat
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- Peeternity
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