Leek Sale
better than your average everyday thrift store, far more exciting than a nasty old roadside yard sale and with a selection ten times more vast than the swap shop — it’s not just any regular sale, it’s a leek sale, and it’s fabulous because it exists only in the world of micro type pro. among the many t-tillating things you can find at a leek sale, a few are:
a jak salad;
a sad dad;
hash;
a fir desk;
a dike;
at a leek sale you will also find a good deal of lads and l-sses to ask. don’t ask me what you’re supposed to ask them –– you can ask a sad dad that.
worry not if you don’t find a great deal at a leek sale, because all jaks fall. just remember to read all fall ads and add a jak next time, and all should be well.
key the following line at a brisk pace and strike enter:
she had a leek sale; she held a leek; a jak salad; all jaks fall; he had a fir desk; a dike; she has had hash; all sad dads fall; as a lad falls;
person 1: that leek sale sucked. i didn’t find anything i wanted.
person 2: don’t worry. all lads fall. we’ll have better luck next time –– let’s stop at ruby tuesday’s on the way home. i’ve got a hankering for a jak salad.
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