Penile Terrorism
the act of using ones johnson to perform unspeakable acts on the unwilling, especially on means of transportation or during slumber.
ivy: how was the trip?
sofia: good but dude, i fell asleep on the plane, and i was so afraid of penile terrorism because i sleep with my mouth wide open!
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