Lee’s Summit
a boring–ss town of about 100,000 people. near kansas city, missouri. 50% white, 30% black, 20% mexican. almost nothing to do, so most of the kids do drugs/drink. the main attractions are :snore: a waterpark, a bowling alley, skate rink, and some restaurants….mostly suburbia. lees summit highschool and lees summit north are rivals, west is just kinda there. all the kids think they’re gangster…but they aren’t, just because they live in lees summit.
kid 1: yo, i just got high last weekend, i’m so gangsta.
kid 2: dude, you aren’t gangster, you live in lee’s summit.
kid 1: oh yeah…:goes to hang out at lame skate rink:
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