left brained syndrome
the opposite of openminded & free thinking. non-holistic and in-the-box minded people. people with left brained syndrome could be labelled as “sheeple” or said to be contained in a “mental prison”
they tend to be lacking in any spirituality, they ride the cultural wave, follow all the current trends and are the system’s b-tch. they dont think for themselves, dont question authority, dont question their own beliefs, dont question others beliefs, and are often opposed to progressive thinking and controversial ideas.
they follow predetermined patterns of behaviour, and mimick how other people act instead of doing what they feel is right. many attach themselves to ideologies and with no basis, believe and defend these ideologies with a life and death att-tude.
left brained syndrome is an unfortunate pandemic.
the best and quickest cure for left brained syndrome is psychedelic drugs…unfortunately, the syndrome causes these people to be highly opposed to these substances… ironic.
righty brain: want to smoke some dmt?
lefty brain: no, its illegal and i must follow the law. also, the christian god i devoutly follow would be very dissapointed in me.
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