left door law
business; -entering a business which has double doors, the right door is invariably locked!! -i’ve traveled this earth for ever and ever, and have virtually no memories of ever encountering an open right door!! (excepting “public” bldgs!)
-whats’ up with that??
i’m left handed, and always grab the (locked) right door!! with my right… -if you have two godd-mned doors, why not open both!!?? i guess if both doors are open and able to be used, the “secret police” will appear and apply “extreme unction”!!
sh-t!, this stupid door is locked thanks to the left door law!!
the left door law is applied at our business!
i hate grabbing the left door and finding it locked because of the left door law!
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