left hand typing
when you’ve just finished masturbating, but someone messages you on the computer and you have to respond. you have to type the message with solely your left hand.
dude, so i was masturbating last night, and then i got a message from susan! i started left hand typing, and before i knew it we were hours into a conversation and i hadn’t even washed up!
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