left-handed jews
although it is a well known fact that lefties give the best falatio. resent studies have found that left-handed jews give the ultimate head. lefties are exellent, but this doesnt hold true for rightie jewish women, they use their teeth or have braces with the little hooks… ouch…
dude, not the righties, go for the left-handed jews!
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