left-handed smoke bender


a fictional device that you send a new member of your group (usually a scout group) to borrow from another group as a way to get rid of the new member for a while or as a hazing task.
oops! we forgot to bring our left-handed smoke bender! can you go around camp and see if you can borrow one for us?

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