Lincecainism


a religion developed in the 21st century naming tim lincec-m and matt cain as g-ds in sf giants uniforms. lincecainism has continued to grow rapidly in the western culture and among giants fans everywhere. lincecainists believe the sf giants are above and beyond any major league sports team. they also believe that lincec-m and cain have been sent from the heavens to carry the giants to victory. the church of lincecainism is believed to be in the planning stages. while the exact location of this church is still unknown, lincecainists continue their worship in the comfort of their own homes and occasionally at a local sports bar.
lincecainsim is always accepting new members in their beliefs.

it is proven that lincecainism helps manage the stress of game losses.

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