left lane lag
a condition on limited-access high-capacity arterial roadways aka freeways where a disproportionately large convoy of vehicles occupies the “number one” aka left-most lane in antic-p-tion of p-ssing sauntering traffic in the other lanes. the cause of the build-up is often a beltway b-tch or a motorist who is p-ssing other slower motorists at a marginally higher velocity, often less than 1 mph greater, often out of fear that s/he may be pulled over for speeding if s/he goes any faster. warning: this condition often creates freeway f-gs.
this left lane lag is ridiculous. that buick needs to move over and let us p-ss!
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