a person who impedes the flow of traffic by staying in the left lane. this person is either driving slower than everybody on the road, driving the same speed as the person to their right, or simply driving 1 mph faster than the person to their right. in all cases, they are ignoring the responsibility that comes with driving in the “hammer lane”.
driver drives in left left despite seeing the long line of cars behind them but refuses to move over to the slow lane because it isn’t safe to change lanes while talking on the cellphone. this driver is a left lane loser.
- believe you me
an expression pretty much meaning “believe me”, only with an unnecessary “you” inserted in the middle. that was a hard test, believe you me. scholars maintain that the mayans through translation of their sun dials and all of their wise worldly knowledge used to say believe you me. the “you” being their god of sun […]
noun: the “uncommon” language. it is usually used to “dumb down” a phrase for a person of importance. this word was coined in the 1976 movie “the slipper and the rose.” please use the king’s euphranium whilst you speak to him.
a legit-idiot…..legitdiot! to be used only when a friend or someone does something, or has something happen to them that is extremly stupid or bad. therefore they are a legit idiot…or legitdiot! jonny: yo son my mom found all my cronic again! brad: man ur a legitdiot!
- every rose has its thorn
meaning that every good thing has something bad about it, the negative term for every cloud has a silver lineing. every rose has its thorn just as every night has its dawn just like every cowboy sings a sad,sad song every rose has its thorn -every rose has its thorn by poison
an evexion is an erection that is caused, perhaps paradoxically, by an attractive female you like shutting down your advances hardcore. it vexes you that she totally brushed you off, but at the same time you admire her moxy so much you get a hard-on. man, lindsay gave me an evexion when she totally ignored […]