lefty cappuccino
when your boyfriend c-ms in your mouth and you roll it around in your mouth till it’s foamy and you follow the next few steps. once the foam is ready you make a fist with your left hand and spit the c-m between your thumb and index finger and slide your fist back over his c-ck. thusly leaving a nice whipped topping on the head of his d-ck.
i knew she was the one when she gave me a lefty cappuccino.
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