Legal mambo-jambo
“legal mambo-jambo” is the name given to all the ridiculous and/or unnecesary but legally required terms and conditions in contracts, whose pourpose is for the part a to avoid resposibilities in case of (im-)probable situations that could be related to or affect the issue of agreement. however, it is more likely seen as content in the contract just to har-ss the signer.
1. when the window of “terms and conditions” of an internet page pops-up, i go straight to the “i agree” b-tton. it’s not like it matters, no one reads it any way:\ it is just legal mambo-jambo.
2. a disclaimer is mostly pure legal mambo-jambo
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