ruining the perfectly adequate word legend by adding a # to the front. usually by obnoxious people on twitter gloating about their achievements but the particularly self centred say it in real life.
person 1: iran a marathon now i’m a #legend!
person 2: f-ck you
before breakfast and after lunch. i’m going to have poached eggs and blueberry tillamook ice cream for lunkfast every day until i turn into a blue chicken. when you wake up so late in the day that you cannot call your meal breakfast or lunch but a mixture of the two is needed the equivalent […]
just plain awesomeness and uncontrollably hot. she will make you melt. if you ever date her you will be the luckiest man alive. that girl is a masina.
- Moe'd Out
food coma from bbq i’m too moe’d out to do anything right now the act of becoming entirely too intoxicated that you either wake up outside, in jail or in a random person’s house and/or you have lost your iphone and/or you are now banned to ever enter a club (86’d).. you must have had […]
-n-l s-x a: “man, today i’m gonna try have -n-l s-x with samantha” b: “wow! good luck with mordor” one does not simply walk into it. boromir: one does not simply… walk into mortor… aragorn: its mordor boromir: what? aragorn: its “mordor”, with a “d” boromir: one does not simply walk into mordor… frodo: um… […]
- mr clean
to squirt one half bottle of dawn dish soap into your -ss and fart it out all over your lover. i mr. clean’d that dirty hoe! noun: 1. a man with less than 10% body fat, who is deliberately bald, stronger than steel, faster than lightning, harder than angola, wiser than solomon, sweeter than saccharin, […]