---

legendness

---

Read Also:

• california barstool

  the act of turning a barstool upside down and having each leg inserted into someones -n-s. we ran out chairs at the office party so 4 of us had to share a california barstool

• chattanooga root canal

  when you’re receiving a bl-wj-b and you knock out the giver’s teeth with your d-ck. “what happened to that homeless man’s teeth? “probably too many chattanooga root c-n-ls.”

• john hurt

  a man who is constantly getting b-tt hurt dont get so john hurt its just some rocks

• ass typhoon

  when someone’s -sshole is gaped to the point where you can use it like a hubble telescope. guy 1: i heard joey got an -ss typhoon from that g-ngb-ng yesterday guy 2: that’s what he gets for being queer bait

• hoestruck

  falling in love with a hoe while being completely oblivious to the fact that she is a hoe despite anyone telling you she is a hoe. “mark is so hoestruck, we haven’t talked in weeks because i tried to tell him she is a hoe”

---