legitomite
something that is clearly not genuine, yet is p-ssed off as such. such statements or claims are bolstered with absurd credentials that are patently false and easily disproved.
i am a legitomite inventor. i invented chairs, clouds and the concept of irony. you can check my references with the bureau of all things legitomite.
fake
ripoff
it’s legitomite art.
a word used to express extreme bad-ssery, maturity, s-xiness and on occasion, holy p-n-s size. often used as a much more fantastic and meaningful synonym for dynomite.
case a
person 1: did you just have s-x with three girls while playing yyz by rush on the drums, cooking pancakes and kicking mike tyson’s -ss?
person 2: suredizzle.
person1: legit-o-mite!
case b
girl: oh my gosh! he has a 9 inch p-n-s! and it glows! it is so legit-o-mite!
Read Also:
- phoneship
a relationship that has not gone past the phone conversation level. we have to get out of this phoneship and really date.
- scenespeak
a more obnoxious version of chatspeak used by “scene” kids or people trying to gain attention over the internet. common scenespeak interactions: haii bbe (: bahaha ! whadda fxc up?? xd nmnmnm lulz. im radd bahah x) ahhh )8 g2gg. im moar rad ps! kthnxbai!
- demkid
you know dem kids ex. demkids be having a kickback tonight yo ex. demkids be having a kickback tonight yo
- dreads
dreadlocks (hair style) made popular by rastas. got its name from the ‘white mans’ supposed aversion to them, hence dread locks. bob marley’s hair (may he rest in peace) dread-locks nice dreads dude dreads are hair locked together by knots which can be usually made by backcombing the hair to make them nice and tight, […]
- Mustaphasize
a work of popular music, theater or art created, rendered or presented through international, particularly third world, serbian, croatian, hungarian, romanian, armenian, turkish, iranian, syrian, lithuanian, indian, middle eastern and/or eastern european sensibility. listen to the music of 3mustaphas3. “i dig slavster. miroslav tadić rocks a mustaphasized electric guitar”. rostom sipan “ross” bagdasarian used the […]