the s-xiest girl in a 50 mile radius
dude did you see that lehela? aw, no man i must have missed her
the state of drinking a bottle of merlot alone. she bought the bottle of merlot and thought he would go to the park with her and drink it, but he said no and now she is merlone.
we’re not sure what mermaidish means. so ask a mermaid. mermaidish?
the opposite of fantastic, but a lot more cheery than saying somethings sucks. i failed my regions, thats f-ck-ng queeftastic.
a hole of a town in northern michigan. famous for morel mushrooms. hey, lets go to the mesick mushroom festival! or the “fungus fest” as the locals call it. very small town in michigan, where black people get taped to trees and the coolest place to hang out are the picnic tables at the middle […]
an unexplainable occurrence that takes place on a piece of digital technology. e.g. your latptop, smartphone or hdtv. me: dude, are you seeing this? i’m clicking “file -> save as” and the dialogue box reads “open” co-worker: whoa… that’s some metadigital stuff right there.