lelpa


a mythical beast with the lower body of a baboon (including the bright red -ss), the torso and arms of matt guillien, the neck of a giraffe, and the head of a platypus.
“that’s a really sweet lelpa.”
“check that gay lelpa, i think his name is matt guillien.”

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