Lembit
idiot, muppet, fool etc.
comes from mp lembit opik who ditched his fine weather girl wife sian lloyd for one of the stick-thin, vampire-like cheeky girls.
‘that bloke’s a proper lembit’
based upon mp lembit opik who was going out with sian lloyd the weather girl and dumped her for a cheeky girl.
it basically means someone who has been a bit of an idiot, made mistakes everyone else can see but is oblivious to them or can just be applied to anything anyone that is stupid.
as in: “you lembit” or “he’s a right lembit” or “you sneaky cheating lembit!”
‘lembit’ taken from lembit opik, liberal democrat.
to do with the world being wiped out by meteorites or any other sp-ce-related destruction.
lembit; lembitted.
person 1: whoa! d’you see that meteor coming at us??!
person 2: oh man we’re gonna get lembitted!
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