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• Lepy

  a short, angry, red head who believes that having multiple concussionsa at a time is the best thing ever. often thinks that he is very poor, but in realty, if u have a flat screen tv you cant be poor. will never drive because he belives he is god. will never get laid unless it […]

• masturbogamous

  being completely faithful to one’s masturbation, not by choice, but by circ-mstance. used in place of “celibate” for douchebags who refuse to admit that they are trying to get laid and can’t. “i’ve been trying to have s-x for months now, but i’m strictly masturbogamous.”

• masturcry

  the act of emitting tears whilst masturbating he went to his room for a masturcry when his girlfriend broke up with him

• swaing

  country swagger “i could tell by her swaing that she was from texas.”

• Swagstop

  (v): when one is walking and stops in a halt to -ssess his or her swag and then proceeds with confidence that his or her swagger is still in tact. “yo, this girl was checkin’ me out when i swagstopped on my way to cl-ss”. -stops- “d-mn man, what was that about?” -nothin’ man, i […]

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