Lemon Cream Pie
to -j-c-l-t- into the orifice of a man or woman, then leave your p-n-s in said orifice until the point where you are able to urinate. you then urinate into the afore mentioned orifice, after which your conquest contracts the orifice muscles and forces out the -j-c-l-t- and urine as if the contents were under pressure.
holy h-ll, dave gave me such a lemon cream pie the other night…i’m gonna have to have my parent’s couch professionally steam cleaned.
a lemon creampie is the s-xual act where the man gives a girl a creampie, then p-sses in it right afterwards.
i gave my girl a lemon creampie
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