Lemon Curd


a lemon flavoured spread, similar to marmalade.

this would go well with some b-tter at a ‘crumpetting’ party.
he always enjoys lemon curd with lavishings of b-tter while crumpetting.
a term used to state nervousness, often shouted out as an expression, said after a state of confusion and as a ‘spur of the moment’ sugestion.
i.e.
man: yes sir, what milkshake would you like?
glynn: crunchie please.
man: sorry we are out of crunchie milkshake, could you choose another.?
glynn: err errr errrrrr….lemon curd?
rhyming slang for a burd (lady) in west of scotland.
‘if you were in the oran mor with a lemon curd…. ‘

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