lemon law
in the first 5 minutes of a date you have to decide if you want to commit to a entire night. if not, you simply lemon law them and walk out.
guy: yeah, i work at burger king-
girl: you know, this isn’t going to work out. i’m going to have to lemon law you. goodbye!
after 5 minutes of a first date, you decide that he or she just isn’t worth the rest of your time. to lemonlaw a date, simply say
“i’m sorry, but i’m going to have to lemonlaw you.”
and walk out.
bob: so then i took my eleven cats and i-
betty:i’m sorry, but i’m going to have to lemonlaw you.
the rule to decide if you want to spend the rest of your date with that person in the first 10 minutes.
dude i thought the the date was going well but i guess not because after about 10 minutes she said sorry you’ve been lemon lawed and she left.
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