lemonade launcher
(n.) slang term used by children, parents and pediatricians, that refers to the urethra of the male p-n-s or the female v-g-n-.
the term ‘lemonade launcher’ is a preferred euphemism to use when conversing with children about personal hygiene, unlike other nouns considered to be vulgar, like p-sshole, p-ssy juice, d-ck, c-ck, c-nt, tw-t, etc. most parents would prefer that their children not use such ‘nasty nouns.’
natalie, you must remember to wash and clean your lemonade launcher before you get out of the bathtub.
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