lemony snickets

used to describe situations or scenarios that go overwhelming wrong.
i was late picking her up, i called her by the wrong name and we ran out of gas on the way back to her house. the date just went all lemony snickets.
a game in which the players squeeze lemon juice into eachothers urethras as a test of strength and will power. the last person to quit is considered the toughest of the group.
lemony snicket a game often played by hipsters at the upstairs portion of a bar where one of their friends works as the tender and spends all his time supplying lemons to idiots instead of making drinks.
a game most people first learn about away from home at a summer camp or someplace similar. in this game a lemon wedge taken from a bar and the juice is squeezed into the peehole of a guy’s p-n-s and a girls v-g-n-. tat lemon is set aside and a new one is used to repeat the process. the first one to wince or scream is out of the game and the last person with a straight face wins.
in the 90’s nikki, her friend betty and i would always play l.s. and listen to joeb’s cardigans cd
a series of unfortunate events
guy #1: i’ve had a horrible day; i failed my test, got a flat tire and then my gf broke up with me.

guy #2: dude, what a lemony snicket
1. the act of smoking pot with a lemon-flavored throat lozenger in your mouth. makes everything taste all lemony.
2. popular children’s author
3. the lemon-v-g-n- s-x situation
jane did a lemony snicket while smoking last night and it blew everybody’s minds.
extremely delicious dank weed.
also known as lemon kush.
lemony snicket tastes delicious
a slang term for a woman’s genitalia with a slightly lemony aroma.
1. “i stuck a flute up my lemony snicket.”
2. rabbi yossi greenfield asked janie to stand up and present her lemony snicket to the cl-ss.