Lemur Fight
the way two lemurs fight, but can also be applied to two human males. both males, in their naked form approach one another. using different body motions such as a jive, bounce, side-to-side, or helicopter, each male tries to make the other laugh first by displaying their genitalia in a ridiculous manner. the first male to laugh looses.
an act of male dominance and drunken awkwardness.
bob: you know i like lindsey and i met her first!
sam: yeah but she enjoys spending time with me more!
bob: looks like i’m going to have to lemur fight you for her!
sam: -disrobes-
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