lenny that mother fucker
to remove a toxic person from your life by performing one final sweet act of kindness for the poor demented soul who has no hope before permanently cutting ties with them so they can’t continue to destroy your life.
guy 1: i don’t know what to do about my son, he won’t stop using drugs, he constantly steals my money, he crashed his car 5 times, has been picked up for dui once a week for the past year but the cops feel too bad for him to even arrest him for it, and he jerked off into my favorite baseball cap.
guy 2: take your son out for ice cream and a prost-tute, drive him far away in your car while reminiscing about “the good times”, then when you get to your destination, lenny that mother f-cker!
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