Lental
a “lental”
western australia basically it is the word used to describe tryhard scenesters/scene kid wannabes. what’s funny is most “scene kids” are lentals.
lentals come in all shapes and sizes. you’ll find many on the internet. facts:
-they will wear -nerdy gl-sses- either thick rimmed gl-sses that they don’t need, or stupid black, tacky frames. (they make gl-sses look lame)
-they will at some stage get a side fringe + layered hair, tease it badly and put a clip in the fringe.
-use coloured hairspray 13 year old ones who can’t afford/aren’t allowed hair dye will do this.
-they are extremly unoriginal.
-after the stages of going around saying how scene they are, they will deny that they want to be a scene kid -they think they are by now- and will say how much they hate lentals -they still are a lental-
-they will update their mysp-ce status every 10 minutes saying something along the lines of; pc4pc on defaullttt b-tches!
-they will call themselves something like: “rubehh.rawr” or “sarah.gore”
-they look up or once did: “how to be scene”
-will get extremly upset if you hurt their ego: this ends in deleting/blocking on mypsace, msn, facebook etc.
-they think they’re alternative. they are the most common pieces of sh-t you will get.
-will get annoyed if you comment mutual friend statuses before they do.
-say how they like pokemon and play pokemon cards and games designed for 9 year old boys (they wish they did)
person1: did you see emma? she’s a “scene kid” now apparently.
person2: hahah here she comes now wih her badly teased hair.
lental: hey guys!! lol you like butseckss lol! i almost fell, lol i have new skinny leg jeans on, squee-! i have a h-llo kitty charm necklace!!
person1&2 walk away.
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