Leopard-Mobile


when someone cheese puffs your car shortly before, during, or after a rain. resulting in many orange dots persisting on your car before you take it to the car wash. side effects of a leopard-mobile include liono from the thundercats wanting to recruit you, neighbors yelling cat noises when driving to work, and eventual washing of cars.
(walks in door)i’m so angry! somebody cheese puffed my car. but since it rained, now it’s a leopard-mobile. also, i’m starting to loathe the month of april.

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