leopard spotting
n. the direct result of squiss or failing to squeeze out any remaining p-ss in the urethra before pulling your pants up thus creating small patterns of yellow circles in the underpants. this is much like skid marks in the back of underpants.
brian: guys, i think i should see a doctor. i’m spotting again.
joe: relax, you rushed your p-ss and now you’re just leopard spotting.
spencer: my leopard spots are the size of frisbees.
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