lerancture
when someone (usually with authority) gives you a big lecture about something you did, but it sounds more like an angry rant that exaggerates your mistake.
a certain residential staff with the initials hb gave my friend a big lerancture only because he wasnt paying attention in that stupid unnecessary meeting in the dining hall. the tyrannical leader p-ssed everyone off, but was fun to watch at the same time.
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