lerpes
any of serveral diseases that causes one to slur his/her words while severly intoxicated.
we were so drunk last night we had a major case of the “lerpes”.
bro1: zay jyamezz..immm soz wayzted
bro2: mez tooz..
lerpes is in direct relation to herpes but manifests itself on one’s lip, often causing much pain, embar-ssment and social anxiety for recepients.
my lerpes causes me to cover my lip while speaking to someone of significance and burns as if climbing the himilayas during a blizzard.
lerpes manifests itself like herpes, however it is only contracted through close contact or the “b-mping of uglies” with a lerp. the resulting pustules can appear anywhere on the body.
did you see that fugly guy tanya took home last night? that b-tch is gonna catch a mad case of lerpes.
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