a “soft c-ck”,
a person who who cannot consumate.
a very poor effort or attempt.
derived from finnish words meaning exactly floppy d-ck / penus.
example a sales guy makes the deal, but the factory screws up on the delivery.
like flirting all night to get a lady into bed, then producing a flacid member, at the crucial moment.
you fakking lerppu kyrpa!
your effort was fakking lerppu kyrpa!
that was lerppu kyrpa.
- Grape Race
an athletic compet-tion in which each contender places a single grape between their b-ttocks and then sprints a predetermined distance. the person to cross the finish line last, must eat all of the grapes. you must cross the finish line with your grape between your b-tt cheeks to win. he lost the grape race, so […]
a person, who claims not to be ready to drink a beer with his/her friends, because he or she is already wearing a pyjama. you: “hey man, let´s go down to the bar and have a couple of beer to celebrate the day!” greedlord: “naw, man… i´m wearing my pyjama already and i´m to lazy […]
a bald lesbian. “that lesbian is bald!” “yeah, she’s such a lesbian-baldy.”
- greek festival
h-m-s-xual orgy. from the idea that ancient greek men often engaged in h-m-s-xual s-x. i got back from the library last night and found my roommate in a greek festival with three other guys.
- Gym Warrior
one who so far exceeds the expectations of partic-p-tion in gym cl-ss that fellow students, along with teachers, find the warrior to be obnoxious. the warrior finds gym to be comparable to the olympics. what a gym warrior.