Les Stroud

the illest mother f-cker on the discovery channel. to see him watch “survivorman” on discovery channel.
les stroud is the man!
a scrawny canadian b-tch-man who stars in the lack-l-ster televison show “survivorman”. les, like all canadians is a paper tiger elephant toucher who tells lies and jokes with no punch-lines. late at night les can be found sleeping in his log cabin day-bed dreaming about what it would be like to be bear grylls. he knows bear is superior in all ways, and constantly aspires to be mr. grylls. further more, les stroud likes the black jellybeans making him an outcast to his family and co-workers.
dan: yo sen, did u catch that new “survivorman” starring les stroud?

lizzy: nah, i was too busy witnessing the second comming of christ aka bear grylls.”
dumb-ss survivial guy who is too p-ssy to kill an animal in front of the camera even though that’s not showing us survival at all.
he’s also very good at miserably failing with his traps/fires.
the episodes i’ve seen of survivorman i dont think i’ve ever seen him successfully catch or kill any type of meat on camera
also has to rely on always having at least something that could aid him (ie: a broken down car, boat, bucket, jam wtf?! etc.) which if it wasn’t for that he would die within a matter of hours due to his lousy survival tactics
bear grylls kicks the sh-t out of les stroud cuz bear just skydives into the wilderness with only a knife and builds a house out of feces and twigs where les pretty much has everything given to him