Lesbian Chaperon
a man who realizes he is the third wheel on a date or activity with a romantic interest instead of her friend. as a result the likelihood of any s-xual activities drops to zero.
“how was your date with sandy.”
“i thought hanging out with her friend would score me some major bonus points, but i turned into a lesbian chaperon.”
this phenomenon can be seen often at malls and bars and is often preformed by husbands.
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