Lesbian Hobbit
short lesbian people with hairy feet, commonly found at gamestops and walmarts.
likes dried apricots.
walmarter a: i had to go through a lesbian hobbit to get these peeps!
walmarter b: yeah, i have to shop at whole foods now…
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