Lesbian Muff Mushing

lesbian m-ff mushing or just m-ff mushing is a lesbian act when two women collide both their p-ss–s together like a smart car hitting a semi on the highway. after they break their pubis they continue to mash their deformed mouths together until… they get bored? i don’t really know how lesbian s-x works, i just know the move.
bekie: hey babe it’s our anniversary, what are you going to get me?
brittany: i thought we would indulge in some lesbian m-ff mushing.
bekie: awesome, i’ll call the ambulance to stand by.

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