Lesbian Vegan Carpet Muncher
a lesbian who is tired of eating p-ssy, but will not give into d-ck. a vegan c-rp-t m-nch-r may eat it sometimes, but may just look the other way. she may eat the occasional steak just to not eat p-ssy. a vegan c-rp-t m-nch-r has troubles admitting she is a c-rp-t m-nch-r, after being a vegan for so long, she may just give up and be just a regular c-rp-t m-nch-r. to spot a vegan c-rp-t m-nch-r just watch for the girls who never eat any p-ssy, only say, kissing, d-ld- playing, never any licking of any such.
christie- so i hear your a c-rp-t m-nch-r?
lori- no, i’m a vegan c-rp-t m-nch-r.
christie? a what?
lori- i don’t like p-ssy.
christie- so then your not a lesbian?
lori- no, i am. i just don’t like p-ssy.
christie- so your a lesbian vegan c-rp-t m-nch-r?
lori- yep!!
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