Lesbosexual
a lesbos-xual is someone who is attracted exclusively to lesbians. this person can be male or female. generally lesbos-xual males are guys who have a thing for women whom they can’t have. lesbos-xual females are just lesbians who don’t like straight girls.
dude i think i’m lesbos-xual, girls keep telling me they are lesbians when i ask them out!
i made this word up so everyone needs to chill.
a lesbos-xual is a lesbian. but it’s a cooler way of saying it. so it’s a girl that likes other girls.
you’re a total lesbos-xual.
the slightly less picturesque, dumber metros-xual. might use kiehl’s products because he heard they are the best but secretly doesn’t know/care. probably lives in the ‘burg.
guys who learn things from queer eye are lesbos-xuals. real metros-xuals know queer eye is fake except for thom filicia’s creative genius.
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