lets be friends
this is how a guy tries to manipulate women in order to intervene in your relationship with your boyfriend. this is obviously a lie and you should not listen to the guy unless you want to be manipulated into having an affair. these guys do not care about you, they just want to use you for s-x and they are willing to destroy your love life just to get in your pants. once they do, they will disappear forever. if you try to break it off with them because you are faithful, they will make it seem like you are just a mean person, but you are not mean, this person is manipulative.
“hey you’re beautiful can i have your number?”
“oh, um… i have a boyfriend sorry.”
“it’s not even like like girl, can i just have your number and we can just be friends.”
“um, okay i guess.”
yeah, lets be friends.”
“sure.”
(no, b-tch. this is exactly the same as, “let’s just hangout.” they are going to try to f-ck you.)
what a girl says to you after you try and hook up with her and fail. this line is usually used by a girl who says that she has to be friends before getting involved but if the right guy comes in, everything else gets thrown out the door.
girl: listen, i really like you, but lets be friends first because i never date a guy who i dont know.
-random guy walks in-
girl: wow i think i want to have s-x with him
“lets just be friends” is commonly used by females to break a relationship while attempting to maintain some sort of relationship with the victim, or attempts to prevent stalking and/or violent outbursts. most commonly this leads to severe emotional trauma for the victim, and will lead him into a state of depression for several days.
“lets be friends.”
“ill think ill kill myself, thank you.”
this is when she tears your heart out… you most likely will go home and cry and wonder what you have done wrong like me right now…
i would never cheat on you, i never want you to be sad, i will always be there for you.
woman speak for, “you f-cked up, i’m dumping your -ss” mostly used when they don’t have a reason for breaking up.
girl: “lets just be friends”
guy: “this is the third time this week……”
what you hear instead of “lets just go on with ourselves” or “i can’t f-cking stand you anymore”.
girl: yeah , you’re a relly great guy, smart, funny, rich, cute, blah blah. i know we’ve dated for 5 years, but i think we should break up. for good. never to date again under any circ-mstances. oh yeah, lets be friends.
man: uhh…..
in a dating relationship, this is where one of the party involved means one or more of the following:
1. i don’t want to date you anymore
2. i am interested in dating someone else
3. i am already dating someone else, and i need to lose your sorry -ss.
“i really like you and all that cr-p, but let’s be friends.”
doublespeak for “i don’t want to be friends, in fact, it would probobly be best if we never spoke or saw each other ever again”
“jenny broke up with me and told me she wanted to be friends, but she hasn’t answerd my phone calls for the last month”
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