lettuce be reality


an attempt to bring a misguided statement or conversation to the proper perspective or truth.
derek: “nah it’s not weird, i just enjoy writing poetry and expressing my emotions. tons of guys do it.”
robert: “lettuce be reality, you are a phaggot.”

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