lettuce man

when your a extreme vegetarian, and all you do is eat vegetables, and sh-t broccoli as well.

it wont be the mushy broccoli with doo doo stuff, its a full clean, already harvest broccoli out of your -n-s.
hey man, you want a lettuce man on your face,or what. because i want one.

Read Also:

  • joel johnson

    a person who thinks that they’re really funny and doesn’t know that they aren’t. “he’s a real joel johnson”

  • p*ssy kabob

    there aren’t any definitions for p-ssy kabob yet. can you define it?

  • hopolophobe

    a hopolophobe is one with an irrational fear of weapons. the hopolophobe went into a full panic seeing guns in the sporting goods section.

  • 4chan/9gag

    the place where memes/bronies/p-rn originates 4chan/9gag: oh yeah man i looked up 4chan last night got some memes and brony p-rn

  • clorox crotch

    when your crotch emits a chlorine/fish type of scent, this happens when dude has jacked off, but hasn’t showered in three days. man, jamal has got some rank -ss clorox crotch goin’ on. dude needs to take a shower!

Disclaimer: lettuce man definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.