Lettuce Pistol
a fresh, youthful, clean-shaven p-n-s; to be used with a ham wallet. (please see “ham wallet”)
“that’s the biggest d-mn lettuce pistol i’ve ever seen!”
“did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?”
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