Lettuce Wad


1. a tightly packed, layered, and folded outer leaf of rotting iceberg lettuce included as an inedible topping to an in-n-out burger. distinguished from the cool, crisp, “hand-leafed” piece of lettuce usually included with your fesh, tasty burger.

2. any epicurean abomination.
you: i can’t wait to sink my teeth into this tasty double-double.

me: oh man! a lettuce wad! i can’t eat this now. can i have yours?

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