Leuthesius
1) an -sshole in his own right, but pledged to the idea of free thought and -ssociation. this is a man who did/does not back down from a fight without good cause, or a definite defeat.
2) self claimed “new king” of attica, as per his apparent ‘direct translation’ of his name.
a) leu: greek, “current”
b) theseus: attican king after aegis; reunited the attican tribes and founded athens; greek hero.
3) lives in the united states, and wishes to overthrow the greek government so he can rule again.
4) self proclaimed psychopath
a) “hey, i’m a psychotic, i know what i’m doing.” – battle of fifth and main, december 28th, 1999.
b) “lets see how many times i can skip this thing.” – conversations with dj, march 4th, 2004.
5) scholar
a) was socked by stephen hawking in 2002, as s. hawking became so very upset at l’s positive theories on blackhole / whitehole nexus trafficking, that he got up out of his chair with the same grin and knocked leuthesius to the ground.
6) conspiracy theorist
a) is 100% certain that cheney/bush were/are the cause of the 9/11 attacks
b) is absolutely sure that mel gibson is actually an alien.
c) same with jesus.
d) is certain that a man named “vinny jackinthebox duke” is going to take over the world by hallucination and mindslavery with telepathy in the year 2000.
e) believes 2005 to be a hoax, it is really 0005.
7) gypsies
leuthesius believes he will be dead by the year 2944. (note 6e)
like “good going napoleon”.
“good going leuthesius”
“way to be king leu, dumb-ss”
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