Leuzinger
a person who has a 150% higher chance of contracting a malignant tumor on his right t-st-cl- and 127.6% on the left. another common side effect is having a seventh of the average -j-c-l-t–n time and m-st-rb-t-s 3.7 times more often. commonly known as the leuzinger syndrome it is a crippling disease that affects more than 7,200 males across the united states.
that guys last name is leuzinger…most definitely a loser in bed….
im sorry sir, you have testicular cancer; bad luck on your last name.
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